1000 useless posts (reloaded)

[sergiodeblanc]

deciding, right then and there, to move their monastery to Belgium and start brewing beer to go with the bacon and maple syrup. This caused all kinds of issues with.....

the Free Tibet concert promoters. They had been in cahoots with the Chinese government for so long helping to rescue money from college kids, that they had to print more Che Guevara t-shirts in order to...

 

[Tucson Thump]

keep the aging 60's radicals market. What they didn't anticipate was ...

 

[dmatthews]

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keep the aging 60's radicals market. What they didn't anticipate was ...

that aging 60's radicals are dropping like flies. This lead to a horrible downturn in profitability which meant that...

 

[veinbuster]

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that aging 60's radicals are dropping like flies. This lead to a horrible downturn in profitability which meant that...

they had to re-open the strip club, which lead to...

 

[bodia]

they had to re-open the strip club, which lead to...

an outlet for the Tibetan-now-Belgium monks to sell their beer. The proceeds they used for...

 

[toothace]

an outlet for the Tibetan-now-Belgium monks to sell their beer. The proceeds they used for...

..a massive PR campaign to replace the 60's radicals with a younger demographic, because they had already printed all those Che Guevara t-shirts. What they didn't count on was...

 

[Tucson Thump]

by opening the Dalai Lamour School of Exotic Dancing and Spycraft they were making money beyond their wildest expectations, which led to ...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

by opening the Dalai Lamour School of Exotic Dancing and Spycraft they were making money beyond their wildest expectations, which led to ...

an influx of gold and burgundy junior-stripper-underwear being sold in Victoria's Secrets under their Pink label. Because if there's one thing that isn't creepy about tween-aged girls wearing thongs it's...

 

[dmatthews]

because you have a subscription to "American Cheerleader" and are collecting every edition of "Lolita" ever printed and you wouldn't think it is creepy. However that isn't you, because the Dalai Lama told you ...

to keep it "our little secret", which of course you immediately ignored by posting it here. But that's OK, it just goes to show you that...

 

[veinbuster]

to keep it "our little secret", which of course you immediately ignored by posting it here. But that's OK, it just goes to show you that...

nothing is really secret. There are copies everywhere. Don't even bother trying to hide that fact that...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

nothing is really secret. There are copies everywhere. Don't even bother trying to hide that fact that...

your internet history is being sold to the highest bidder, which in this case happens to be...

 

[bodia]

your internet history is being sold to the highest bidder, which in this case happens to be...

Richard Simmons. He intends to....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Richard Simmons. He intends to....

use the money to become Kimora Lee Simmons, which let's face it, doesn't seem like that bad of an idea unless you're...

 

[rugerpc]

use the money to become Kimora Lee Simmons, which let's face it, doesn't seem like that bad of an idea unless you're...

...anywhere near him/her. Then all you can think about is getting away. On a brighter note...

 

[Tosca]

...anywhere near him/her. Then all you can think about is getting away. On a brighter note...

Richard/Kimora did finally find some new pink thongs in his/her size...which wasn't easy considering...

 

[Tucson Thump]

most were being used to shoot water balloons across campuses as the new frat boys arrived to ...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

most were being used to shoot water balloons across campuses as the new frat boys arrived to ...

explain to the feminist's how feminism was actually racist. I know, it doesn't make any sense, but nothing the frat boys said...

 

[veinbuster]

explain to the feminist's how feminism was actually racist. I know, it doesn't make any sense, but nothing the frat boys said...

made sense at the best of times, and after they were bonged up on...

 

[Tucson Thump]

made sense at the best of times, and after they were bonged up on...

Granddaddy Purple and envisioned becoming The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo ....

 

[veinbuster]

Granddaddy Purple and envisioned becoming The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo ....

but instead they became the Wasted Knights of Bingo Bongo. They were virtually useless when they Evil Overland rode in on his spotted horse and declared...