And then there’s this.

[11top]

 

[Aahzz]

ouch

 

[Alnus Rubra]

A Scottish woman calls 999 and says " ma waters huv broke send an ambulance "

Operator replies " where are you ringing from "
Woman says " my fanny tae ma ankles "

 

[Tony M.]

I sense a pattern here...

 

[Wakester]

 

[dmatthews]

Could be an entertaining...
...
wait for it...
...
Thread!

 

[Tosca]

 

[Dirty_Boogie]

A Scottish woman calls 999 and says " ma waters huv broke send an ambulance "

Operator replies " where are you ringing from "
Woman says " my fanny tae ma ankles "

Agh, that twas a wee bit offsides!

 

[alantig]

Could be an entertaining...
...
wait for it...
...
Thread!

Don’t needle him.

 

[dmatthews]

Don’t needle him.

I'm thimble minded

 

[Tosca]

I’m confused….are we doing pun memes, word puns or Scottish jokes?

 

[Dirty_Boogie]

Don’t needle him.

Don't be a prick!

 

[dmatthews]

I’m confused….are we doing pun memes, word puns or Scottish jokes?

Correct!

 

[Tosca]

Correct!

So all three? Thanks!

 

[Wakester]

 

[Wakester]

 

[Tosca]

 

[Dirty_Boogie]

11Top ??

 

[alantig]

Don't be a prick!

I'm bobbin my head in agreement.

 

[Tony M.]

This thread is a shear delight.