Sorry, no joke, just some pr0n for your viewing pleasure. If you want to buy one, I guess you can do that too.
Here's the link to more high res shots/details for each guitar:
http://www.wiredguitarist.com/shop/product-category/paul-reed-smith/
PRSCU24BruiseBurst by Wired Guitarist, on Flickr
PRSCustom24VioletAngled2 by Wired Guitarist, on Flickr
PRSFadedWhaleBlue10TopCU24Tilt by Wired Guitarist, on Flickr
PRSCustom24FadedWhaleBlueBody1 by Wired Guitarist, on Flickr
Here's the link to more high res shots/details for each guitar:
http://www.wiredguitarist.com/shop/product-category/paul-reed-smith/
PRSCU24BruiseBurst by Wired Guitarist, on Flickr
PRSCustom24VioletAngled2 by Wired Guitarist, on Flickr
PRSFadedWhaleBlue10TopCU24Tilt by Wired Guitarist, on Flickr
PRSCustom24FadedWhaleBlueBody1 by Wired Guitarist, on Flickr