50 Year Old Sh!tty Guitar Players Club... who's in?

DreamTheaterRules said:
I know this is tongue in check and all. And I love all of you and would love to be in any other club with you. But I will fight til the day I die to not be a sh!tty guitar player! And not just because of the curse word in the title. :p I just love it too much to think that after all these years (and all this money!) , I still can't play well.

But, I'm getting ready to play basketball for 10 consecutive weeks for the first time in years. I've only played 2-3 times a year for the last 5 years or so. So when I first start, it won't be pretty, and I'm absolutely sure that the first 2-3 weeks, I'll come home ready to join the sh!t*y basketball players club, and all my life I've sworn I'd die before joining that one. LOL
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That's what I like to call positive maturity DTR...I have no idea what that means but I like to say it... I've heard ya play DTR and I can tell ya, there is NOTHING sh!tty about it! As a matter of fact I will nominate you as President of the NOT-ch!tty Fiddy
..All in favor say NOT Ch!tty ;) now about this basketball business....I have TWO WORDS for you on that venture...BUBBLE WRAP...safety first...:D
 
ScottR said:
That's what I like to call positive maturity DTR...I have no idea what that means but I like to say it... I've heard ya play DTR and I can tell ya, there is NOTHING sh!tty about it! As a matter of fact I will nominate you as President of the NOT-ch!tty Fiddy
..All in favor say NOT Ch!tty ;) now about this basketball business....I have TWO WORDS for you on that venture...BUBBLE WRAP...safety first...:D
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So you’re saying I don’t suck? Thanks!!
(Ok, check your Paypal. That $25 I promised you for saying that should be there ;))
 
Tosca said:
Did you just call me fat?!?!?!
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Tosca said:
Did you just call me fat?!?!?!
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NOOOOOOOO! :eek:Who the heck let the redhead in here???!!!! C'MAAANNNN MMAAANNN! :mad:The one place I can hide from the wife AND here she is all UP IN my happy place! Posing as Tosca! NOT COOL!! OK Michelle oh I'm mean "TOSCA" happy now? I feel so violated...:( and NO I didn't call you fat!!! ;)Or Did I?....o_O
:D:D:D:D:D
 
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ScottR said:
NOOOOOOOO! :eek:Who who the heck let the redhead in here???!!!! C'MAAANNNN MMAAANNN! :mad:The one place I can hide from the wife AND here she is all UP IN my happy place! Posing as Tosca! NOT COOL!! OK Michelle oh I'm mean "TOSCA" happy now? I feel so violated...:( and NO I didn't call you fat!!! ;)Or Did I?....o_O
:D:D:D:D:D
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Relax Scott...I don’t have red hair...or really ANY hair.
 
Whew! You promise?o_O okay...man that freaked me out for a minute (hyperventilating)..whew....ok, ok, whew...I'm okay...that was scary...deep breaths, deeeeep breaths...
 
Parralax view said:
I already came in the front door of 50 and walked out the back door of 70......I can still play a mean guitar....only nobody wants gramps on stage...;-)
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I vote we start a new TV series called "Old Fart Idol". Sponsored by...
Depends
Scotts fertilizer (so people can get off my nicer looking lawn).
Viagra
etc...
 
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