4000 posts about nothing...

[dmatthews]

attempts to sell you to the highest bidder... or maybe a trade for a really cool guitar!
Nobody ever takes the offer, but...

 

[Tucson Thump]

that was when Deja said "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f****d."
Suddenly the clouds parted, the sun shone down and ...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

.... Jesus and Peter Tosh drove down from the sky in a primer grey Ford F150 with a confederate flag mounted on the bed flapping in the wind. The two of them stepped out and approached Deja when all of the sudden...

 

[goat-n-gitter]

...The restaurateur reappeared, holding a revolver to one of the aforementioned hand carved pernambuco rubik's cubes and shouting "I want my $6.98! And I want it now or the fancy puzzle gets it!" Neither Jesus nor Tosh were particularly phased by this, as they were both.......

 

[Alnus Rubra]

wearing bulletproof spandex and sequinned jackets that they had bought on-line from a dodgy yoga emporium.

Jesus turned to Tosh and winked, they pulled out their.....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

... iPhones and snapped a selfie with the restauranteur. “LOL” Jesus typed and then looked for the prayer emoji for his new Instagram post. “What are you posting, Peter?” Jesus asked.

Peter replied...

 

[bodia]

"why must I trod this lonely road, why must I carry this heavy heavy load"........

 

[Tucson Thump]

when my rodent friend could be driving it for me in a "Brand New Dodge Ram, and now, with incentives, you could be .."

 

[Wakester]

The next contestant on the Price Is Right!" Val jumped a little when she realized she just rolled over on the TV remote. Tacos were still working their way through her...

 

[dmatthews]

as the TV jumped to life. Drew Carey was spinning the wheel, and for the first time ever, it landed on...

 

[veinbuster]

as the TV jumped to life. Drew Carey was spinning the wheel, and for the first time ever, it landed on...

HB Santana with piezo and trem. The crowd went wild as....

 

[Black Plaid]

HB Santana with piezo and trem. The crowd went wild as....

the roof caved in, sending contestants and Drew alike, scrambling for safety. As the dust settled, what was left standing in the middle of the rubble could only be described as ...

 

[11top]

...wild morel mushrooms frying in butter...



Opps.....wrong thread.

 

[Tucson Thump]

the roof caved in, sending contestants and Drew alike, scrambling for safety. As the dust settled, what was left standing in the middle of the rubble could only be described as ...

someone looking like Joe Walsh, who knew Drew would give him the HB Santana, but then life in the fast lane was ....

 

[Boogie]

the roof caved in, sending contestants and Drew alike, scrambling for safety. As the dust settled, what was left standing in the middle of the rubble could only be described as ...

...a 1967 Dodge Charger, in persimmon smoke burst. Jesus and Peter were splitting a chili dog and a chocolate malt in the front seat while Drew Carey was in the backseat playing Tetris on his Gameboy, wondering why...

 

[dmatthews]

the Drew Carey Show got cancelled. In a fit of rage Drew snatched the chocolate malt from Peter and threw it at...

 

[Wakester]

A passing restaurateur screaming obscenities at a young woman and her pet groundhog, as he chased her down the alley. Grinning madly, the groundhog flipped Drew a stubby middle finger and shouted...

 

[Tucson Thump]

"You can have THIS for six more weeks of ....."

 

[Black Plaid]

"You can have THIS for six more weeks of ....."

construction delays. "Man," Les thought, "this floor is never going to go in". The maple was taking so long to be delivered, he wondered if he really *should* have gone with the Brazilian rosewood. Any more delays and Trampas wasn't going to be available for another year to do that stain.

At least it was giving him some time to do some more thinking about the color, it was currently a toss up between northern lights violet dragons' breath fade and ...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

....the deep red hue of the face plate on his DG30.

“Trampas Red!”

Les whispered under his breath.

A maniacal expression drew across his face.
He flicked the standby switch, struck a flat 9th chord.

“It’s alivvvveeeee!”

He screamed.

Mrs S walked into his underground lair and said.......