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The groundhog didn't have his license yet, but he didn't care. He swerved madly to the right as Bill's head bounced off the drivers side window.
Just up ahead the groundhog (now known as Deja) saw what he had come for...

Fixed.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program.

 

[Wakester]

From Deja's view a Striped 58 lay nestled in red velvet and black tolex. But, what was it doing here, in the middle of the...

 

[Tucson Thump]

"Yesterday/today/tomorrow" conundrum, unless Deja was actually Schrödinger's cat, but then that would mean ...

 

[bodia]

"Yesterday/today/tomorrow" conundrum, unless Deja was actually Schrödinger's cat, but then that would mean ...

that Deja was in a state of quantum superposition due to a random subatomic event that....

 

[goat-n-gitter]

...generated a repetitive time vortex swallowing anything within 20 yards of any member of the Marmot family it came in contact with. Poor Valerie was merely......

 

[Wakester]

...generated a repetitive time vortex swallowing anything within 20 yards of any member of the Marmot family it came in contact with. Poor Valerie was merely......

Suffering from post taco indigestion, or PTI for short. Drifting in and out of sleep, she began to ...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

smell something that was like a cross between a used garbage can, a gas leak, and a...

 

[Big Norm]

A faint whiff of Calvin Klein Euphoria Eau de Parfum, she immediately awoke and there in the shadows stood

 

[Tucson Thump]

a hologram of ...

 

[bodia]

Ronnie James Dio singing...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Baby Shark, with his holographic pants around his ankles while furiously...

 

[dmatthews]

looking for the label on his underwear... but that wasn't the weird thing it was...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

the fact that he wasn’t wearing underwear that perplexed our...

 

[Wakester]

Our moderators into coma. "I guess I never realized they could be that small" Val exclaimed with a wry smile. Knowing holograms were never meant to be life ....

 

[Big Norm]

sized reminded her of the time gene simmons removed his padded stage outfit. I know size doesn’t matter she thought, but have you ever tried to stir a cup of coffee with a tooth pick.. those were the days she laughed. If only we could turn back time and

 

[Tucson Thump]

rejoin the Nuns of the Benedictine Sisters of Perpetual Adoration and spend some quality time with ...

 

[CandidPicker]

But Val wasn't deceived. She floored her Mercedes (um, Buick) at Steve Miller (yes, him) who was exiting the taco joint in hopes of catching his sorry butt off guard. Steve dove out of the way, rolled into the alley and ended up amidst the taco joint dumpster where several seagulls were blissfully eating french fries...was this the end of Steve? Or was it...

 

[Black Plaid]

rejoin the Nuns of the Benedictine Sisters of Perpetual Adoration and spend some quality time with ...

Deja, who was a lot older than he looked. Deciding it was about time to collapse the waveform and resolve the conundrum, our heroic groundhog tapped the actuator on his anachron comptometer only to find that ...

 

[CandidPicker]

The child he left behind in grade school was happily adjusting to life in today's world, because his parents sighed and told him...

 

[goat-n-gitter]

"Someday you'll have a blissful life in a beautiful park, except for that one day each winter when a crazy man in a top hat jerks you out of your burrow, holds you up and......"