4000 posts about nothing...

[Alnus Rubra]

....they met with Boogie.

Boogie was breathless with excitement, he couldn’t contain himself.

“Guys you’re never gonna believe this!”

He nervously opened the guitar case sat beside him. Grinning from ear to ear.

As he opened the case Bodia and Valerie’s eyes were greeted with......

 

[goat-n-gitter]

...Three beautiful, hand-carved Pernambuco Rubik's Cubes and an autographed picture of Mickey Dolenz.
The duo gazed incredulously at the rare spectacle before Bodia turned around and......

 

[11top]

...said, "I'd buy that, except I'd have to turn around and downsize again, so I'm just gonna get another DGT instead before I...........

 

[CandidPicker]

Order out for a BLT, a Yoo-Hoo, and a bag of Fritos. Otherwise, I'm broke again and am looking for cash to fund my next project which will be...

 

[dmatthews]

crowdfunding for Veinbusters bail, who had unfortunately found himself in a pickle after deciding that running over...

 

[CandidPicker]

...to buy another bottle of wine for his wine rack resulted in being beaten by two old ladies in the metro subway...and...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

....and...

 

[11top]

...roid....

 

[dmatthews]

...roid....

... not something Valerie was looking for at all. She and her twin sister had been scanning ebay and Reverb for...

 

[11top]

...Preparation H......

 

[dmatthews]

...which as we know is the creme de la creme of combo amps... that being said...

 

[Tucson Thump]

Valerie didn't realize that Kylie Jenner was cornering the market on ....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Lip plumping kits that can also be used for...

 

[CandidPicker]

Playing a mouth accordion, which Les is adept at...

 

[Tucson Thump]

Playing a mouth accordion, which Les is adept at...

in the same manner that Hendrix played guitar with his teeth. However, unbeknownst to all .....

 

[Wakester]

PRS now makes accordions that smell like Carmel Kettle Corn. What's next banjos that smell like Kentucky Bourbon? Or perhaps we've all been deceived by...

 

[11top]

...With a start, Valarie awoke from her strange dream. It seemed like it lasted forever.............or at least 54 Forum posts....so long ago that she nearly forgot.......
Valerie sensed danger. She didn't know why...
Perhaps it was that taco she ate in Chicago, or maybe that person following her in that Mercedes in the pouring rain...
She turned the corner... apprehensive.
Who was that she wondered? And at that point it became all too clear.
She slowed down and pulled to the curb... waiting for the car behind to catch up as the rain pelted the windshield...
The follower got out of his car and came to her window.
It was true........

err..........WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS?!!

 

[bodia]

...She had left the restaurant without paying for her lunchtime "Speedy Gonzales" special, and the restaurateur was fit to be tied! There was no way a mere $6.98 plus tip was going to assuage his anger (not to mention all the gas his old Merc drank chasing her down). No, he was after a whole lot more than just restitution....

 

[11top]

...She had left the restaurant without paying for her lunchtime "Speedy Gonzales" special, and the restaurateur was fit to be tied! There was no way a mere $6.98 plus tip was going to assuage his anger (not to mention all the gas his old Merc drank chasing her down). No, he was after a whole lot more than just restitution....

Do you guys hear eerie music?

 

[dmatthews]

The groundhog didn't have his license yet, but he didn't care. He swerved madly to the right as Bill's head bounced off the drivers side window.
Just up ahead the groundhog (now known as GH) saw what he had come for...