4000 posts about nothing...

[11top]

...revealed that in fact his name was actually Val...Rex and Les huddled up, had a quick discussion, and decided..........

 

[Wakester]

To leave a single white rose and a hundred dollar bill on the pillow. But Val would Have nothing of it. This was just too extravagant a gift for ...

 

[CandidPicker]

Val's ex-MIL who had spent an inordinate time tracking her down. It's because Val was an outlaw from that original lunch she had...

 

[Parralax view]

.. that left her no place to hide when it came calling....

 

[11top]

....like bang stallions in the night.....owowowowo.....

 

[CandidPicker]

...And mustard on a ballpark hotdog & beans and potato salad for dinner...

 

[dmatthews]

The most worrisome thing now was what to do about that massive spider on the wall... I mean, it was soooooo big....

 

[Wakester]

Lunch was on him, and her, and the walls, and the floors.... Oh the humanity! it was even on the....

 

[Tucson Thump]

minds of readers trying to follow ...

 

[bodia]

minds of readers trying to follow ...

The map left by Vasco da Gama that led to....

 

[11top]

...the latest Queensryche* tour through Botswana and an 8x10 photo of the Forum group at the 2007 Experience....sadly _________was missing that due to.....






* Editor’s note.......da Gama left the band in 2008.

 

[Boogie]

Consuming a combination of prenatal vitamins, Monkey 47 gin, and gummy worms, which, when binge-watching season 2 of The Monkeys brought uncomfortable cramping and the desire to...

 

[Black Plaid]

Consuming a combination of prenatal vitamins, Monkey 47 gin, and gummy worms, which, when binge-watching season 2 of The Monkeys brought uncomfortable cramping and the desire to...

listen to Weird-Al Yankovic. Who, coincidentally, was just wondering about Valerie, who he'd met the other day at Santana's new restaurant. So he jumped into his Mercedes to head down there and ask him about ...

 

[dmatthews]

... opening another restaurant doing taco parodies (vegetarian of course).
But only 5 miles into his journey, he came across...

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Bodia, remonstrating with his local UPS driver.

"Where the hell is it man, c'mon"

The confused driver, stared at him with that blank expression that a McDonald's employee gives you.

Bodia raised his fist to to sky and yelled......

 

[dmatthews]

Curse you Valerie... you redirected my package... AGAIN!!!

 

[Tucson Thump]

Unmasked by Bodia, Valerie could only dance the Lobster Quadrille in an effort to totally confuse her accuser. Quickly she ...

 

[dmatthews]

... whipped out some KISS tickets, hoping that bodia would...

 

[Tucson Thump]

get his "Simmons" on but instead said "You must help me seek the pernie".

 

[CandidPicker]

But @bodia took his time with the UPS driver and then both he and Val headed over to St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast, where...