I know you always wanted a Blue Bernie, but I couldn't just hypothetically buy you one in a hypothetical store because I would hypothetically be embarrassed if the shopkeeper thought I was buying it for myself, so.... I hypothetically bought all of these hoping the blue one would slip by unnoticed. ( I do this all the time at stores, buying some random stuff like diapers, kale, some legal pads, motor oil, and a pair of size 12 Heels, hoping to confuse the checkout girl into believing they're not for me. :flute: )
including your Burst, this should keep busy for a whole week ! (except for Sunday)
A heart-shaped Lou's Chicago Deep-dish. ( turn it upside down and pretend they're balls, or Pippa's bum)
.... And I promise to re-paint your car after your girlfriend gets upset about you talking about said bum and this happens:
Here's another pair! it's Christmas, you get the guitars and everything else!
And as you'll have worked up an appetite playing with those two... Guitars, here's a full English breakfast cooked to perfection by the chef at my local.
Oops, this got cut off my post:
Got to have chocolate at Christmas, so here's a Santa shaped chocolate bar...
There was a very similar one on sale here in the UK last year in the pound shops (Dollar store?). Was to obvious for the makers to claim they didn't realise (That it looks like a hat!)
I got Sergio as my secret Santa recipient. I put a lot of thought I to this and got him things I think he would love.
First is a bottle of champagne that was on Esquires top nine bottles for 2014. Choosing which to give him was easy..........
Ruinart Blanc de Blancs NV
Next up is a guitar that he does not have and I know he would love, in PRS's best color.......if Sergio refuses this I would rock it in a second.....
Lastly after his killer champagne and flogging his new Private Stock Hollowbody he needs someplace to chill in style........this is for his place......what better place to unwind with friends than your own grotto..........
Alantig. As one of the top posters on this forum, you only deserve the best.
First up, I bought you The Washington Redskins. You will be a way better owner than Dan Snyder will ever hope to be. (none of the other teams were for sale an I gave Snyder "an offer he couldn't refuse")
Next up, you're going to meed someplace to live near Washington DC. Here's a modern mansion very close to the government district. 2602 29TH St NORTHWESTWASHINGTON, DC 20008
But since the stadium is on the other side of town, and DC traffic is the WORST, you'll need a good way to get over there.
And finally, you'll need to decorate your new place. It seems like you already have a bunch of nice guitars and amps, so I thought this might look nice on your office desk:
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