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I got back from my trip to Nashville tonight. It was fun but god awful hot down there

In my way home I was going to follow river road from the bottom of Missouri to SE Iowa but rain kind of put made that undesirable.

My buddy told me about a town called Cairo Illinois and told me I should check it out, so I did…. Kind of.

He said it had some civil war history and that there was a doco on this town.

The town was spooky for sure but now I’ve got to search out this documentary and watch it.
 
that looks like my street, since because ‘treehuggers closed the mill’.

personally i have to say i don’t see anyplace with a highway not attracting as many as available housing can hold, these days.
 
Completely agree. I often wonder what places like this were like 100 years ago. Not all good, I know that, but still.........
These kinds of things may or may not be interesting, but as a kid I loved hearing them:.

My grandfather used to tell stories about his days working in sales to support his sisters and help out his dad when he was still a teenager - he never went to high school, he worked. He was, however self-educated, and read all the classics, kept up with current events his whole life, etc. The stories came because we'd drive around the area in his car on Saturday afternoons while he looked for real estate to buy, after he'd taken my brothers and me to lunch. There wasn't much to do but listen.

However...listening is learning.

My grandfather left home around 1903 to work. He probably wasn't any older than a ninth grader when he left school.

Salesmen didn't drive to their destinations, they took trains. They rented buckboards and horses to get to areas that weren't reachable by the railroads once they got off the trains. All roads were dirt roads. Detroit had the first fully paved streets in the US, and even that was after he got started working.

He was based in Texas, in the small town that's made the news recently (in a sad way), Uvalde, but he'd spend several days in every city in the country, from small towns to big cities doing his sales work. He used to tell stories about small town life in the more rural areas...and he LOVED Texas.

I think most of his time was spent in the South, but he got North for sure, and ended up in real estate development in Detroit, a city with big opportunities due to the new car industry, lumber production, and copper trade from the mines in northern Michigan. So I have lots of stories he told about Detroit, but we're not on that topic.

During the Depression there wasn't much real estate activity, so he had a franchise for Miller Beer when prohibition was lifted. He'd go to the area around Lake Michigan (about 200 miles from Detroit) once a week to make sure the beer was loaded onto the trucks, and head them back to Detroit. He'd stay over in small towns. My mother was a little girl at the time.

He'd tell us about small town hotels in the South - there was one or two in most small towns - with one bathroom everyone on the floor would share; outhouses with no toilet paper - they would hang a corn cob on a nail with a string and that's what you used...ewwww....

Inns you'd go out and pump water into a washbasin to wash yourself. He'd tell us about his customers in towns and cities, and how different things were in rural areas at the time. Most of the Southern small towns didn't have electricity.

He was around for the 1900 Galveston hurricane. Sold mattresses across the border to Pancho Villa, which I thought was a pretty unique story.

He was also around when men landed on the moon in 1969; I saw the moon landing with him and my grandmother in his apartment building. To me, it was kind of a big deal; to them...well, it was amazing. They'd lived in an era that spanned buckboard travel to moon landings.

He told lots of stories. I still cherish their memory, and his.

Compared to my grandfather. I've done very little in my life, and certainly had it easier.
 
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These kinds of things may or may not be interesting, but as a kid I loved hearing them:.

My grandfather used to tell stories about his days working in sales to support his sisters and help out his dad when he was still a teenager - he never went to high school, he worked. He was, however self-educated, and read all the classics, kept up with current events his whole life, etc. The stories came because we'd drive around the area in his car on Saturday afternoons while he looked for real estate to buy, after he'd taken my brothers and me to lunch. There wasn't much to do but listen.

However...listening is learning.

My grandfather left home around 1903 to work. He probably wasn't any older than a ninth grader when he left school.

Salesmen didn't drive to their destinations, they took trains. They rented buckboards and horses to get to areas that weren't reachable by the railroads once they got off the trains. All roads were dirt roads. Detroit had the first fully paved streets in the US, and even that was after he got started working.

He was based in Texas, in the small town that's made the news recently (in a sad way), Uvalde, but he'd spend several days in every city in the country, from small towns to big cities doing his sales work. He used to tell stories about small town life in the more rural areas...and he LOVED Texas.

I think most of his time was spent in the South, but he got North for sure, and ended up in real estate development in Detroit, a city with big opportunities due to the new car industry, lumber production, and copper trade from the mines in northern Michigan. So I have lots of stories he told about Detroit, but we're not on that topic.

During the Depression there wasn't much real estate activity, so he had a franchise for Miller Beer when prohibition was lifted. He'd go to the area around Lake Michigan (about 200 miles from Detroit) once a week to make sure the beer was loaded onto the trucks, and head them back to Detroit. He'd stay over in small towns. My mother was a little girl at the time.

He'd tell us about small town hotels in the South - there was one or two in most small towns - with one bathroom everyone on the floor would share; outhouses with no toilet paper - they would hang a corn cob on a nail with a string and that's what you used...ewwww....

Inns you'd go out and pump water into a washbasin to wash yourself. He'd tell us about his customers in towns and cities, and how different things were in rural areas at the time. Most of the Southern small towns didn't have electricity.

He was around for the 1900 Galveston hurricane. Sold mattresses across the border to Pancho Villa, which I thought was a pretty unique story.

He was also around when men landed on the moon in 1969; I saw the moon landing with him and my grandmother in his apartment building. To me, it was kind of a big deal; to them...well, it was amazing. They'd lived in an era that spanned buckboard travel to moon landings.

He told lots of stories. I still cherish their memory, and his.

Compared to my grandfather. I've done very little in my life, and certainly had it easier.
get to the story!
 
get to the story!
Here's one of many:

In a small town somewhere in the southern states, my teenaged grandfather made a new pal. As they sat on a park bench checking out the passersby, a girl walked by in a hat my grandfather thought was strange.

So he nudged his new friend and said, "Pipe the lid," meaning, check out that hat. His new friend punched him square in the nose.

As my grandfather tended to his bloody nose, his new ex-friend said, "That's my sister."

You did not criticize a person's sister's taste in hats in small town America in 1905.

In my grandfather's home town, his father (my great-grandfather) was called "Whiskers" because he had a beard. After a while he shaved it down to a mustache, which was more modern-looking in that era.

When my grandfather was very young, his father had a tiny produce cart on wheels. When they went to the countryside to get the produce to bring back to their town, they'd often sleep under the produce cart because there weren't hotels in many towns.

I have more. They're all about as boring.
 
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Here's one of many:

In a small town somewhere in the southern states, my teenaged grandfather made a new pal. As they sat on a park bench checking out the passersby, a girl walked by in a hat my grandfather thought was strange.

So he nudged his new friend and said, "Pipe the lid," meaning, check out that hat. His new friend punched him square in the nose.

As my grandfather tended to his bloody nose, his new ex-friend said, "That's my sister."

You did not criticize a person's sister's taste in hats in small town America in 1905.

In my grandfather's home town, his father (my great-grandfather) was called "Whiskers" because he had a beard. After a while he shaved it down to a mustache, which was more modern-looking in that era.

When my grandfather was very young, his father had a tiny produce cart on wheels. When they went to the countryside to get the produce to bring back to their town, they'd often sleep under the produce cart because there weren't hotels in many towns.

I have more. They're all about as boring.
worth it for ‘pipe the lid’.

my grandfather was in the war, and when he got back he was an electrician, wiring up houses (and later military bases and housing all over). eventually he had some sons and the youngest was kind of antsy so my grandfather let him and his teenage gang (this was like 1972 or so) do all the air conditioner installs in town, as he had the contract from gulf power but he (and his oldest son, my father) had enough regular work. cut to the end of the summer when the 16 year old long hair kid has more revenue than the founder, and my grand dad was like ‘hold on now, we’re partners right?’

my uncle john died in a motorcycle accident in 1975, 19 years old.
 
My pops worked in illustrating in central London as a young man.

When he and his work mates got bored, they built paper gliders and launched them out of their office, which was several floors up and overlooked St Pauls cathedral.

One day they chucked a glider (stupidly well built and quite large) out of the window, just as a Bobby (copper) walked by.

The Bobby came up to their office, only to find them all working away and denying any knowledge.
 
Since two wheels has become grandfathers:

My dad’s father started his family late at close to 40. He had 7 kids crammed into a small two bedroom house. One day my grandmother was getting a bit testy with the four younger boys so went outside to chop some wood. My dad went out to help and my grandfather looked at him and said “you go get your own wood to chop. This is my pile”.
 
I searched Google and could not find the SE Iowa guitar. Did PRS ever really make these?

Also Cairo Illinois was mentioned in Rooster Coburn, the old John Wayne movie.

My Dad took us through there when I was young. Made me and my brother stay in the car whilst he went in a Gun Store.
 
My dad tells a story of my grandfather punching and KO’ing a dog that was about to bite him (my dad) when he was a kid.

He was also the only other musician in our family. He played harmonica. :confused:
A long time ago when the earth was green I was field phone tech.
The owner of one of our larger business clients had us install a small system in his multi-million dollar mansion.
One day I went there to do a service call... can't remember what the issue was.
I came in the "service entrance". The maid let me in, and when I closed the door a rather large dog started barking and lunging at me with teeth bared.
With nary a thought I punched it square in the skull. I felt like an A-hole but it was an instant defense response.
The dog shut up and sat down. No issue after that.
Without question it was not fun for either one of us. Anyway I went about my repair with no further incident.
I am a dog lover and have had many. None of them ever needed to get punished like that. It sucked.
Maybe Cesar Millan could have handled it differently, but he wasn't anywhere near the service entrance.
 
Another angry dog story...
A work friend and I decided to go get a couple of steaks and grill them up after work.
We went to a local butcher and got some nice specimens, some beers and put them in the car.
As we strode to the car we could hear a dog barking and a woman shrieking.
We went around the back of the store to see a lady with her back up against a wall and a mid sized dog barking and threatening her not unlike my previous story.
I walked in-between them, leaned into the dog and screamed at the top of my lungs using numerous expletives, shouting as loud as I could to distract the dog and let the lady escape. The dog backed off and shut up.
A short time later the dog owner came out and tried to excuse the dog. It all ended OK but the lady who was attacked was rather shaken.
My friend was a little shaken as well as he is blind so I had to describe the situation for him to gain a visual.
 
worth it for ‘pipe the lid’.

my grandfather was in the war, and when he got back he was an electrician, wiring up houses (and later military bases and housing all over). eventually he had some sons and the youngest was kind of antsy so my grandfather let him and his teenage gang (this was like 1972 or so) do all the air conditioner installs in town, as he had the contract from gulf power but he (and his oldest son, my father) had enough regular work. cut to the end of the summer when the 16 year old long hair kid has more revenue than the founder, and my grand dad was like ‘hold on now, we’re partners right?’

my uncle john died in a motorcycle accident in 1975, 19 years old.
I love that story! Except of course the sad part about your uncle.
 
I love that story! Except of course the sad part about your uncle.
right on, i wasn’t trying to be a drag, just… i heard about this (and more) years later, at my grandfather’s funeral, from guys who grew up with my dad in the ‘50s and early ‘60s. it wasn’t hard to imagine how different my family and probably my whole life would have been.
 
right on, i wasn’t trying to be a drag, just… i heard about this (and more) years later, at my grandfather’s funeral, from guys who grew up with my dad in the ‘50s and early ‘60s. it wasn’t hard to imagine how different my family and probably my whole life would have been.
It's pretty interesting how the random twists and turns in life that took place before we were born had such an effect on our lives, and later, the lives of one's children.

After my grandfather died, my mother learned from one of his sisters that he'd gotten married to a dancer in Kansas City for a couple of years, moved to Detroit, divorced, and later married my grandmother. Well, gramps always liked the theater!

They'd kept it a big secret all those years (divorce was, after all, not considered a good thing in the early 1900s). My grandmother knew, but never told my mom. I found the original marriage certificate on Ancestry.com.

If he'd stayed married to his first wife, I wouldn't exist!!

My wife just reminded me that perhaps my existence wasn't such a great thing... ;)
 
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