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  1. alantig

    alantig Sassyless pants

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    ...type similar to that over trouble waters, although really, it's water, what does it have to be troubled about? But I'm babbling, so...
     
  2. rugerpc

    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...no one should brook it further. Which reminds me of a time I tried to ford a stream in a Ford but missed the ford and ended up with that sinking feeling. You'd think a Ford would be able to ford wherever it wants to, but then you'd be all wet in that thinking.

    Fortunately, ...
     
  3. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    being the drip that I am... I asked myself, "Water you thinking?", but decided to say bucket, and not worry about it after all. Being a hoser means...
     
  4. veinbuster

    veinbuster Coming of age

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    Never having to be told you stink, or getting thirsty. But man cannot live on water alone, so sometimes it is a good idea to hook the hose up to...
     
  5. rugerpc

    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...copper pot still. It might look like water when it first comes out, but a decade or two in those oak barrels and, whoa Nellie! Time for a Jameson and a ...
     
  6. charliefrench

    charliefrench New Member

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    leprechaun to hang your your hat on. It is times like these that we can appreciate why barrels are not square shaped because
     
  7. Tucson Thump

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    You would never be able to go over Niagara Falls in a square barrel, nor would you be singing about rolling out a square one. However, if you got that leprechaun into one on a full moon night on Notre Dame campus you might ...
     
  8. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    see that little fella turn into the mostest evilest vile creature that walks the planet. I'm talking about a.......
     
  9. rugerpc

    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...woolly bear catipillar, known for their...
     
  10. alantig

    alantig Sassyless pants

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    ...predilection for child molestation. Many a Woolly Willie was seen in toy stores, known for its strangely magnetic pull, which caused...
     
  11. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    this thread and its OP to be investigated by the FBI. Way to go, Alan. Now rugerpc is on a watchlist along with...
     
  12. charliefrench

    charliefrench New Member

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    everyone else who has contributed to this useless discussion. There's a guy wearing sunglasses and a dark blue suit on a rooftop opposite my location. He's got a long pointy thing and it ain't a Jaxon Dinky™. Yeah, way to go, Alan. Camrades, we can get through this but we will need
     
  13. veinbuster

    veinbuster Coming of age

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    to relocate to the eye of the hurricane where...
     
  14. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    It's early morning, the sun comes out
    Last night was shaking and pretty loud
    My cat is purring, it scratches my skin
    So what is wrong with another sin?

    Nothing, unless....
     
  15. veinbuster

    veinbuster Coming of age

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    you're adverse to an eternity in hell. Those early morning wake up calls for...
     
  16. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    margaritas with hot sauce really start the day off...
     
  17. veinbuster

    veinbuster Coming of age

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    on the left side of the bed. Before the hot sauce, you really need...
     
  18. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    horseradish toothpaste. It's the kind of thing that really brings out the...
     
  19. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Silver pants make me wanna dance.

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    Heartburn early in the day. Why wait for the middle of the night when you can....
     
  20. veinbuster

    veinbuster Coming of age

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    suffer all day long. Joy and bliss is for babies. Some jalapeño oatmeal wth a chaser of...
     

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