1000 posts about nothing

[Boogie]

But they vowed to keep fighting for their king, for he was the only one of the fast food rulers that made a garden burger. Unlike that damn clown from...

...Gibson that invented that darned "clown-burst finish" which reminds us all that...

 

[dmatthews]

...Gibson that invented that darned "clown-burst finish" which reminds us all that...

bursting clowns get so messy it becomes difficult to...

 

[alantig]

bursting clowns get so messy it becomes difficult to...

...it becomes nearly impossible to appreciate the golden top of the elite airborne unit, the Flying Five (or, as they were known in Italy, the Flying V), which was put in place by...

 

[veinbuster]

...it becomes nearly impossible to appreciate the golden top of the elite airborne unit, the Flying Five (or, as they were known in Italy, the Flying V), which was put in place by...

the wizard of Id. He was sure it would result in greater compliance with...

 

[rugerpc]

the wizard of Id. He was sure it would result in greater compliance with...

...the dictums laid down by Cheech Wizard, his estranged cousin. The laws state...

 

[Boogie]

...the dictums laid down by Cheech Wizard, his estranged cousin. The laws state...

...first rule of fight club is to not talk about...

 

[veinbuster]

...first rule of fight club is to not talk about...

what you had for dinner last night. Nobody wants to know what is going to appear when...

 

[Tucson Thump]

you run around the ring and get so dizzy that you hallucinate, thinking you are .....

 

[goat-n-gitter]

you run around the ring and get so dizzy that you hallucinate, thinking you are .....

four time Formula 1 world champion Sebastian Vettel, getting in a tiff and banging wheels against....

 

[Tucson Thump]

Pirelli Scorpion, who had no respect for bodywork .... just ask

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Pirelli Scorpion, who had no respect for bodywork .... just ask

the doctor that did Jennifer Grey and Meg Ryan. He's been offering for years to do that enlargement of his...

 

[dmatthews]

the doctor that did Jennifer Grey and Meg Ryan. He's been offering for years to do that enlargement of his...

ego, but there simply was no room left in his...

 

[veinbuster]

ego, but there simply was no room left in his...

pants with all of the C cell batteries. He wondered if they might be better in...

 

[László]

pants with all of the C cell batteries. He wondered if they might be better in...

...a ray gun, but...

 

[Tucson Thump]

creating havoc with C cell batteries in your ray gun is like ...

 

[goat-n-gitter]

creating havoc with C cell batteries in your ray gun is like ...

reversing polarity in the Energizer Bunny - a backward whirling dervish flinging...

 

[Tosca]

reversing polarity in the Energizer Bunny - a backward whirling dervish flinging...

his testicles onto a drum head, like Will Ferrell in StepBrothers...except...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

his testicles onto a drum head, like Will Ferrell in StepBrothers...except...

with no Catalina f@ckin' Wine Mixer. It was canceled this year because of...

 

[bodia]

with no Catalina f@ckin' Wine Mixer. It was canceled this year because of...

the re-release of Zima. Which, of course, led to...

 

[veinbuster]

the re-release of Zima. Which, of course, led to...

a Zumba craze. Basically danercize for people who...