Deli6505

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  Deli6505

• Nov 6, 2023

Jury selection = Both my brain and a$$ are asleep

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  Deli6505

• Sep 30, 2023

Trampolines and Taco Tuesdays are not a good combination.

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  Deli6505

• Oct 14, 2021

This year has sucked major butt

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  Deli6505

• Mar 9, 2021

Pondering a change

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  Deli6505

• Aug 3, 2019

Chinese food is always a good idea

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  Deli6505

• Jun 21, 2019

My fortune cookie told me lies. So I crushed it. That's the way the cookie crumbles

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  Deli6505

• Jun 10, 2019

Never eat tacos before you get on a trampoline...

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  Deli6505

• May 3, 2019

Every day should be taco day!

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  Deli6505

• Apr 13, 2019

The best thing about a jacuzzi is that you can fart and no one will know. who did it.

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  Deli6505

• Apr 10, 2019

Some people shouldn't try so hard to be a try-hard...

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  Deli6505

• Apr 8, 2019

Being a toxic salty poopy head is no way to make friends.

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  Deli6505

• Nov 29, 2018

The roars of the masses could be farts...