Things you shouldn't ask PRS about the John Mayer Silver Sky

[Clashcityrocker]

I have a Warmoth body. Can I get a neck of the Silver Sky to put on it?

I have a Squire Affinity Strat. Can I get some Silver Sky pickups to put in?

Can I get pink monkeys instead of birds? (I know private stock)

My girlfriend wonders if John is included. (hopefully not)

My mom wonders if John is included. (hopefully yes)

Is the body of that guitar a wonderland?

If I get this guitar does it include numbers of John's ex's?

 

[Andrew Paul]

Is there a signature model available with Paul, John and Taylor Swift signatures on the headstock?

 

[László]

If I get this guitar does it include numbers of John's ex's?

You don’t already have them?

 

[BWV548]

Will playing it turn me into a cardboard onion tamer?
Can I pull needles from it’s inverted trail bark?
Does it over estimate pickled twine-clams, before warping agloedm?
Where is the gleaming change-pond?
Does it come with chips and gravy?

 

[Alnus Rubra]

Does Katy Perry like it?

 

[11top]

Did John get one with the collector’s case?

 

[Shizzrock]

Can I get it in lake placid blue?

 

[Wakester]

Will you warrantee this Chinese copy with the Gibson Neck?

 

[watelessness]

Can i get it relic'd?

 

[Boogie]

Can Sergio borrow your car to deliver the next shipment?

 

[C&M Music - Lafayette]

Can we loan a few out along with a J-MOD to silence the haters? Or at least to admit their jealousy!

 

[Elliot]

Does this have a swimming-pool route?

 

[goat-n-gitter]

Can I get one in a H-H configuration with EMGs and a Floyd?

 

[JustRob]

How long will it be before PRS copies a Flying V?

 

[alantig]

When is the Explorer model due?

 

[Alnus Rubra]

When are you making the Juszkiewicz (ala McCarty) after collaborating with him?

 

[Wakester]

is the finish flame resistant? I wanna do a Hendrix set.

 

[Dirty_Boogie]

Why the rounded ends on the pickups? Can you route the body for single coil squabbins, like this:

 

[WeFixFlats]

If I buy one, can I get 60% off MAP coupon for the J-MOD 100 and matching cabinet?

 

[Tosca]

Are you almost finished working on the Super Eagle SE ?