The White Westie. How would you finish it? (AKA Sergio's Cloudzilla)

[sergiodeblanc]

Man, youz guyz is brutal! One of these posts is gonna make up him snap. Seeing that I'm only 10 miles from him, I'm not piling on. I don't want to be the first victim when he finally loses it. I'd wake up with a decapited love doll, wearing a strap on, with new knobs on her nips, wing tuners for finger nails, and fuzzy blue socks, in my bed.

That's ridiculous!


... where would I get blue socks?

 

[bodia]

That's ridiculous!


... where would I get blue socks?

Sun's coming up........shouldn't you be asleep?

 

[Tosca]

I'd wake up with a decapited love doll, wearing a strap on, with new knobs on her nips, wing tuners for finger nails, and fuzzy blue socks, in my bed.

You say that like it would be a bad thing.

This is a rather obvious hint...not sure Sergio will fall for it.

 

[rugerpc]

I wake up with a decapited love doll, wearing a strap on, with new knobs on her nips, wing tuners for finger nails, and fuzzy blue socks, in my bed.

We don't need to hear details of your dreams...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Sun's coming up........shouldn't you be asleep?

I'm day one of daddy-ing alone. There is no sleep.

 

[bodia]

I'm day one of daddy-ing alone. There is no sleep.

Honey, if you call and I'm not home, I'll be at the gym or the gun club.

 

[alantig]

Under Sergio's Admiration
Until Sergio Arrives
Unconscionable Sergio Abuse
Unlikely Sergio Approves
Unlawfully Sergio's Addiction
Understand Sergio's Anguish

Underwear - Sergio Abstains. (Just trust me on this one.)

 

[CatStrangler]

Underwear - Sergio Abstains. (Just trust me on this one.)

or

Unlikely Sergio Attains

 

[dmatthews]

Unbelievably Sick Aholes?

 

[bodia]

or

Unlikely Sergio Attains

Unbelievably Sick Aholes?

Both very likely, unfortunately

 

[CatStrangler]

Both very likely, unfortunately

I would say the two go hand in hand.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

or

Unlikely Sergio Attains

That's cold, bruh. Like makin' fun of a fat kids weight, he don't need you to tell 'em what he already knows.

 

[bodia]

That's cold, bruh. Like makin' fun of a fat kids weight, he don't need you to tell 'em what he already knows.

Hang tough bro. When I come over to check out the bruiser, I'll bring a bot of Pol Roger for you. You can drown your sorrows after mama gets home.

 

[veinbuster]

I'm day one of daddy-ing alone. There is no sleep.

You got this.

 

[veinbuster]

And Sergio: time to master the art of the five minute cat nap.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

And Sergio: time to master the art of the five minute cat nap.

that seems to be the secret to dad-ing.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Hang tough bro. When I come over to check out the bruiser, I'll bring a bot of Pol Roger for you. You can drown your sorrows after mama gets home.

Come by anytime.

 

[Boogie]

I'm day one of daddy-ing alone. There is no sleep.

Simple. Dial-up a binge fest of Rat Patrol reruns, lay down on the couch with iPhone and TV remote within reach, 40-lbs bag of Chex mix, cooler full of virgin Mimosas, then drop Junior onto your chest, face down. Some rhythmic patting on his back, the 'rat-tat-tat' of .50 cal machine guns in the background, and he'll be slumbering for hours. You may substitute Rat Patrol for Galaxy Quest, the Matrix, and John Wick in sequence. If you attempt to squeeze in Jane Austin or Sense and Sensibilities, there will be an unpleasant intervention.

 

[sergiodeblanc]

If you attempt to squeeze in Jane Austin or Sense and Sensibilities and there will be an unpleasant intervention.

I have to un-train him from all that Bravo TV his mom was watching.

 

[alantig]

My daughter used to nap on my chest. Gave me a chance to nap as well.