The Introspection/Hard Truth Thread

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  1. Wakester

    Wakester Class Clown

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    I remember thinking that back in high school, but then again I thought that of any girl in a cheerleader outfit.
     
  2. LSchefman

    LSchefman Hears Tones

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    Because cheerleader outfits have always held mystical powers.

    Of course, I kinda felt that all girls held mystical powers over me in high school. Um...and in college...and uh, later on.
     
  3. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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  4. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    @matt310 music room pics are what I use to wife shame the Ginger Goddess...she starts complaining about my GAS...i tell her he only had a couple, but his wife told him he needed more and more and more...nope, hasn't worked yet, not even a little... but I am relentlessly consistant...it's a war of attrition up in here!
     
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  5. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules Archon owning member

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    Dude, that’s nothing. You’re going about it all wrong. I told my wife that Matt had a newspaper route, and that his wife bought him all those guitars because she loved him so much!
     
  6. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    DTR...you are are my hero...you are the Yoda of wife trickery...teach me...

    I have another theory on our boy Matt...have you ever seen his wife in a pic taken in his music room? Ahha! I didn't think so...okay Matt...fess up. Your wife has no idea you have so many beautiful guitars and wonderful gear...does she?o_O

    C'mon man...your secret is safe...your "music room" is actually a house you bought for you and all of them to live a secret double life in...huh? That's it isn't it:p

    *Disclaimer: The time is 1:12 a.m.
     
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  7. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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  8. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules Archon owning member

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    I have wondered about that as well. I mean, sometimes I wonder if that door has an electronic vault lock on it, to which Mrs. Matt doesn’t know the combination. Perhaps Matt will send us a picture of both he and his wife in the music room, and not with her passed out on the floor from shock, OR with a gun to his head. Heck, if she was actually smiling approvingly, she’d certainly be a lock for the coveted “Wife Of The Year” award. And that’s a pretty strong statement given what Scott and I’s wives put up with!
     
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  9. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    Dude!!!:eek:...you just threw Matt all the way under the bus...uh,sorry Matt but pics of a fully conscious Mrs.Matt or your music room is house full of killer guitars...that you keep as if they were mistress' and or "Sister Wives". Sorry,Matt thems the rules.

    We bring it on ourselves bro...I don't know about you but I'm a bit of a "handful". Oh, and I've been told by more than one woman. that I drove them to insanity...meh, maybe that's my real "special purpose". Hmmm? Who knew?;)
     
  10. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules Archon owning member

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    Knew? Well, uh... I think some of us at least suspicioned.
     
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  11. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    It's a gift...:)
     
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  12. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    Quiting buying guitars is the easiest thing in the world...........I’ve done it a hundred times.
     
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  13. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules Archon owning member

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    Whew. Thank God you’re... better now.
     
  14. Wakester

    Wakester Class Clown

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    The wife told me tonight I couldn't buy any more guitars, after buying a 5 string bass. I said but there's still ukes, banjos, lyres, harps and other stringed instruments.:D She wasn't amused.:oops: Honestly I don't Need anything else. The SE CU24 is super versatile, my Ovation is an awesome acoustic, and now I have a 5 String Bass again. What more could I really need:rolleyes:?
     
  15. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules Archon owning member

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    Well, I’m just sayin’, asking that question here is not likely to yield a “yep, you’re good to go” answer. These enablers don’t even have one of everything, they have MULTIPLES of everything.
     
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  16. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    A drum kit...she'll beg you to buy more guitars...I mean unless you're a good drummer.
     
  17. Wakester

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    Yeah, it was kinda one of those tongue and cheek rhetorical questions that I knew someone would answer, sending me off in a GAS frenzy again.
     
  18. Wakester

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    That had crossed my mind this evening.:D
     
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  19. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    Great minds think alike dude...;)
     
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  20. 11top

    11top Cousin Eddie's cousin

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    The bar was low.
     

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