You beat me. I was 19 and bought a Strat knock-off. Then a Floyd knock off. Then a Dimarzio Super Distortion pickup. The poor thing never knew what hit it...24 hours after unboxing and unwrapping it, I was chopping at the trem cavity with my drill-turned-router. Did such a good job I had to reinforce the trem cavity wall with a thick yard stick. Two years later, I disassembled it and threw it in the trash. Yes, there, I said it...I threw away a guitar.