I want the giraffe!
Yeah, it's a pretty big deal.
Not only do these knobs show off my rock-solid financial standing and demonstrate my virility, but they're also going on the last guitar left with the non-sexy knobs on it.
Try and contain your envy.
What's the black thing next to the box-o-wings? Is that a hair brush? I haven't seen one of those things in over a decade
Thirty minutes??!! If the planets continue to align as they have, I should have every hair in my head for a good long time, but it will be sans pigment. There's no need to spend much time on it in the morning because grey hair does whatever the f@ck it wants to do. So I jump out of the shower, dry it a little, throw in some gel to keep things interesting, and let nature take its course. When I'm traveling with guitar buddies, I just borrow 11Top and Markie's Miracle Hair Tonic and end up looking like Billy Idol. At least, that's what they claim that stuff is...
