Help Me Hatch A Machiavellian Plan.

Yo, Serg, bro.....listen to the fine advice from the venerable Casi1!

Lol. Yep. Dont underestimate the power of a woman walking up to a man who is holding a guitar with said woman raving about said guitar and raving about the man's exquisite (or fecking awesome, whichever you prefer) taste in guitar choices.

Works every time.

Unless the man is married. Then theres only an 80% chance that it might work so might have to use the random dude approach in that case.
 
Lol. Yep. Dont underestimate the power of a woman walking up to a man who is holding a guitar with said woman raving about said guitar and raving about the man's exquisite (or fecking awesome, whichever you prefer) taste in guitar choices.

Works every time.

Unless the man is married. Then theres only an 80% chance that it might work so might have to use the random dude approach in that case.

Girls are smart...
 
Oh that's an easy one...it only requires 3 things...an airtight alibi, a backhoe, and a new frontman that already plays a PRS.. Boom! done and done...
 
Lol. Yep. Dont underestimate the power of a woman walking up to a man who is holding a guitar with said woman raving about said guitar and raving about the man's exquisite (or fecking awesome, whichever you prefer) taste in guitar choices.

Works every time.

Unless the man is married. Then theres only an 80% chance that it might work so might have to use the random dude approach in that case.

And to think, I was willing to let you touch my Silver Sky! o_O
 
Oh that's an easy one...it only requires 3 things...an airtight alibi, a backhoe, and a new frontman that already plays a PRS.. Boom! done and done...

Damn.

Thats cold.

It will work out nicely though.
 
Maybe the dude is smarter than you give him credit for. While you're trying to lure him into buying a PRS he's working some clever reverse mojo on you. He's up there deliberately tuning away because he can see it's really getting under your skin. He knows all he has to do is keep it up til you break and you'll be begging him to take one of your PRS just to end the nighmare :)
 
You could always resort to to those old tried-n-true subliminal tactics such as:
1. Cutting out PRS adverts in Guitar World and sticking them on the fridge
2. When he takes a shower, sneak in there, take your finger and write on the foggy mirror the following phrase: "You'd be sexier with a PRS!"
3. Make mix CDs featuring PRS artists and put them in his car stereo, no matter how many times he ejects them. And if you are traveling with him, insist on making him listen to them.
4. Photoshop a small poster showing the PRS you'd like him to play on one side, his Ibby on the other and then underneath the PRS, type "Proudly made in the USA that supports American workers that feed American families" and underneath the Ibanez side, type "Bombed Pearl Harbor, busted Paul McCartney for pot in 1980, gave the world sushi and Loudness." At the bottom, type "JUST WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?" [Seriously though, absolutely no offense is meant to our Japanese friends now but extreme measures must taken to get this guy to see the error of his ways.]
5. If you make him an open faced ham sandwich, be sure to sure to write out PRS in mustard with a smiley face. The same method can be applied to syrup on pancakes, icing on a cake, etc.
 
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