50 Year Old Sh!tty Guitar Players Club... who's in?

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  1. alantig

    alantig Santana-free since '63!

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    The question is whose declaration of sh!tty is the determining factor.
     
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  2. DreamTheaterRules

    DreamTheaterRules Archon owning member

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    Dilly Dilly!
     
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  3. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Ok so your gonna be the President of the FYRRMGPC! ??o_O

    And stay on as “The Wall”, is that like U2’s “The Edge” ?!:D
     
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  4. Alnus Rubra

    Alnus Rubra Loving nature’s wonders

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    Well you Rrrrrr!:p
     
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  5. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    I like it..I like it a lot!
     
  6. alman

    alman Professional Hack

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    50 & Shitty , I'm in on both counts ........
     
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  7. kc99

    kc99 New Member

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    Y’all take 60 year olds???
     
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  8. Jmartin

    Jmartin New Member

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    51 and going strong.
     
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  9. telemaster03

    telemaster03 New Member

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    I'm in...I'll be 56 in May.

    Chitty Fiddy Six...
     
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  10. matonanjin

    matonanjin New Member

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    And what about 70 year olds??? (Which I will hit this year.)

    Is it actually 50 year old and older Sh!tty Guitar Players Club? :cool: Because otherwise if one is a member of this club when that person turns 51 he or she would have to resign.

    I do qualify on the Sh!tty Player qualification, btw.
     
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  11. RedGuitars

    RedGuitars New Member

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    I’m in the 50 club for four more months. Probably a lifer in the shitty club.
     
  12. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    I would like to recommen the official club name be amended to the 50+ year old sh!tty guitar players club...All in favor???
     
  13. Tosca

    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    What are we voting on? I can’t remember...
     
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  14. Boogie

    Boogie SuperD

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    Dinner starts at 4pm!
     
  15. Wakester

    Wakester It made sense when I said it in my head

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    I hope they're serving bread pudding and chicken stew this time. That last steak tore up my dentures.
     
  16. Boogie

    Boogie SuperD

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    Dentures??!! Our cover band, The Gummers, doesn’t allow us to put our teeth in for shows...wouldn’t be true to our personality. When I walked up to the mike to run my talk box, I nearly choked to death on the mic. But the talk box tube doubled as a feeding tube and the drummer attached a funnel and bonged me a beer!
     
  17. Wakester

    Wakester It made sense when I said it in my head

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    I always wondered what Frampton was doing with a straw attached to his mic stand, Now I Know! LOL
     
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  18. helmi

    helmi single&swampy

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    I'm in. 56 next week!
     
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  19. ScottR

    ScottR If nobody saw it, it didn't happen.

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    Boating on? Who's boating? I don't like boats they freak me out! Why are we talking about boats...is PRS making boats for JM too? Anyway, I gotta go now, that booty fellow said something about being a winner and his 4 BMs. As I was running away, I slipped and fell and I can't get up!
     
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  20. Tosca

    Tosca Death by a million mini-toggles...

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    Now we need a whole new thread for the names of our Fitty ‘n $h1tty cover bands...
    I’ll start:

    Led Prostate
    The “What?”
    Lynyrd Scooter
    Guns ‘n Hoses
    Pink Rhoids
    Scaly Dan
    Dentallica
    The Stroke
    Fleet’s Enema Mac
    Blue Diaper Cult
     
    #200 Tosca, Feb 10, 2018
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2018

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