1000 useless posts (reloaded)

[Tucson Thump]

midget who suddenly entered, claiming she was Claire Phelps from the Impossible Mission team, which is dubious because ....

 

[charliefrench]

she expired in the last episode but in the movie business even the impossible is possible. On the table there is a tray of bourbon jello shots, a note and a loaded...

 

[bodia]

she expired in the last episode but in the movie business even the impossible is possible. On the table there is a tray of bourbon jello shots, a note and a loaded...

baked potato. Fitting, as Jeb always preferred his bourbon chilled, his potatoes loaded, and his movie starlets...

 

[rugerpc]

baked potato. Fitting, as Jeb always preferred his bourbon chilled, his potatoes loaded, and his movie starlets...

...the kind of helpless types who stumble running from zombies. You know, the ones where the movie audience cringes in horror as the zombies approach all while the audience is appreciating her curvy, top-heavy profile. It's a cliché formula that directors and producers just can't seem to shake. But none of that matters when...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

...the kind of helpless types who stumble running from zombies. You know, the ones where the movie audience cringes in horror as the zombies approach all while the audience is appreciating her curvy, top-heavy profile. It's a cliché formula that directors and producers just can't seem to shake. But none of that matters when...

You're a zombie. They only care about a woman's "braaaains". Unlike those frat boys who are after their...

 

[rugerpc]

You're a zombie. They only care about a woman's "braaaains". Unlike those frat boys who are after their...

...not brains. Besides, a frat boy wouldn't know what to do with a brain if he had one. But that's beside the point. The point is...

 

[Boogie]

...not brains. Besides, a frat boy wouldn't know what to do with a brain if he had one. But that's beside the point. The point is...

..."carnies...small hands...smell like cabbage"...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

..."carnies...small hands...smell like cabbage"...

but politics isn't allowed on this forum, so instead of speaking about our fearless leader let's talk about the thing that's on everybody's mind. Yes, I'm talking about...

 

[bodia]

but politics isn't allowed on this forum, so instead of speaking about our fearless leader let's talk about the thing that's on everybody's mind. Yes, I'm talking about...

Santana-Fest! Which means Boogie needs to step up! Of course, if there are extenuating circumstances, things could get complicated for...

 

[charliefrench]

moi. But I relish the opportunity. Boogie's sword is calibrated to A minor whereas mine is a natural C major made in the People's Republic of Sandinera. And when I triumph the world will see that...

 

[alantig]

moi. But I relish the opportunity. Boogie's sword is calibrated to A minor whereas mine is a natural C major made in the People's Republic of Sandinera. And when I triumph the world will see that...

...that poster of Triumph riding Triumphs to see Triumph The Insult Comic Dog is absolutely perfect - for me to poop on! An absolute triumph, unless you're....

 

[charliefrench]

Charliefrench but even he can see the futility of it all. Juliass Seezer explained a similar situation when he

 

[dmatthews]

Charliefrench but even he can see the futility of it all. Juliass Seezer explained a similar situation when he

took a stab at it... or was it the other way around. Oh well, just goes to show you that...

 

[Tucson Thump]

took a stab at it... or was it the other way around. Oh well, just goes to show you that...

he didn't fall for Cleopatra's asp, although he took quite a bit of Egyptian booty to Rome for ....

 

[veinbuster]

he didn't fall for Cleopatra's asp, although he took quite a bit of Egyptian booty to Rome for ....

a thorough examination by the intellectuals. They didn't really have any clue what to do with a booty so they asked...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

a thorough examination by the intellectuals. They didn't really have any clue what to do with a booty so they asked...

some Greeks. Those dudes know what to do with a booty, some people even say they invented...

 

[Boogie]

some Greeks. Those dudes know what to do with a booty, some people even say they invented...

...guacamole. Apparently, it's not just for chips anymore. Add warm, soft corn tortillas and you can...

 

[AP515]

feed it to her instead of peeling grapes. You can smear it between her toes (if you are into that sort of thing). You can use it for a lubricant, because you need a lubricant when you want to...

 

[Tucson Thump]

feed it to her instead of peeling grapes. You can smear it between her toes (if you are into that sort of thing). You can use it for a lubricant, because you need a lubricant when you want to...

grease up your chariot axle for the big festivities and by shouting "Hell Seezer" when he cuts in front of you. Lola never would have put up with that and would have ....

 

[sergiodeblanc]

grease up your chariot axle for the big festivities and by shouting "Hell Seezer" when he cuts in front of you. Lola never would have put up with that and would have ....

probably stabbed Seezer herself if she wasn't kicked out of the Hall of Curia public latrine. For some reason those skirt wearing Roman sentries were looking up her skirt as she entered, and told her she would have to use the men's room because...