...play for their post-fire party, only to discover Kirk Hamat didn't play for Metallica, but was an accordion player in an Americana-Raggae-Punk trio named...
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Dreen Gay, which was just about the most unimaginative name somebody could think up on a lazy Sunday morning besides....
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Momentary Eyelid Closure 128, which never displays on car audio systems properly without scrolling. That of course makes it dangerous whilst...
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...trying to differentiate between their version of "Another Variation On The Secret Carlos Santana Chord Progression" and the version by Momentary Eyelid Closeup, especially driving in rainy weather on the Bay Bridge with an unnamed mid-western guitarist screaming in the passenger seat and making various deals with God, Budda, Allah, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and various other deities, pleading only for a chance to see some wood again, then quickly trying to claim he meant wood for guitars, not the other kind of wood you're thinking of because you have a dirty mind and sweet baby James' tailor will this bridge never end, but fortunately...
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or unfortunately, a quake came and the bridge ahead disappeared, again leading to making various deals with God, Buddha, Allah and bringing to mind the saying "Be careful of what you wish for. You may get it". Suddenly ....
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the car plunged into the bay. Thankfully, the submarine conversion system that had been installed worked flawlessly. Unfortunately, the 33,000 C cell batteries could only keep it operating for....
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a few minutes, which was long enough for Lola to appear outta nowhere. Then she wrapped her lips around the tailpipe and started to...
...contemplate the chances of a tailpipe on an electric car, then realized had grabbed the drainage pipe of a passing garbage barge. Taking a brief, life saving breath of air tasting like the the floor of an adult theater in Newark, New Jersey...on dollar day...she climbed up the pipe and onto the barge only to discover...
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it was Barge Simpson. How was she ever going to find her way Homer? Not to be out done by such a calamity she quickly decided that...
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...she could sit there and Stewie about the situation, lingering among the Lois of the low, or she could get up and grab the situation by the Peter and use the Brian that God/Allah/Buddha/Zeus gave her, because she knew - she KNEW - that even though you may not have heard, the bird is the word, man, the bird is the word, so she...
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collected the canaries and took them into the...
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Coal mine. Not in search of coal but....
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she just hated birds and wanted to see them die. Terrible, I know, but you have to understand she was traumatized as a young girl by a flock of...
...enjoyed working with Richard Attenborough a bit too much - not surprisingly due to her "daddy" issues - which is really gross if you consider...
...a.) that I just replied to my own post, and, b.) we only now need 4 posts to finish this atrocity of...
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....pointless expenditure of effort only to demonstrate that...
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