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Boogie said:
...really wanted a Stepford husband - bringing new meaning to twisting the wires, not to be confused with...
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...twisting by the pool down by the waterside, near the tunnel of love, where all the cool kids...
 
sergiodeblanc said:
those potluck dinners his church throws every Thursday, just in case you were thinking of going but...
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...didn't know if you'd have any luck getting pot there. The dinners kick into high gear around 8, when they turn on Beat Shazam and...
 
alantig said:
...didn't know if you'd have any luck getting pot there. The dinners kick into high gear around 8, when they turn on Beat Shazam and...
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twist blunts to their hearts content. Whereby, the pastor gets agitated from....
 
bodia said:
twist blunts to their hearts content. Whereby, the pastor gets agitated from....
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the Beat Shazam. He feels that only Nyabinghi chants should be sung during the sacrament seeing as he's running a Rastafarian Youth At Risk Group out of his church, and the police are always...
 
sergiodeblanc said:
the Beat Shazam. He feels that only Nyabinghi chants should be sung during the sacrament seeing as he's running a Rastafarian Youth At Risk Group out of his church, and the police are always...
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...craving donuts and pizza - more so than usual - which is good for donut and pizza vendors, despite the...
 
the only fire hydrant in the area ... that's when a fire broke out in the ...
 
Roadside safety flares. Effective but messy. The flares catch the wood flooring on fire and soon the whole place is a 5 alarm fire. 3 fire stations rush to the scene only to find a ring of police cars parked around the only fire hydrant. That's when ...
 
AP515 said:
Roadside safety flares. Effective but messy. The flares catch the wood flooring on fire and soon the whole place is a 5 alarm fire. 3 fire stations rush to the scene only to find a ring of police cars parked around the only fire hydrant. That's when ...
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the gas truck arrived. Somehow it was mistaken for a water tanker and...
 
dmatthews said:
everybody was thirsty after all the pizza and donuts. Problem was the taste, and the fact that...
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...the traditional post-fire fart lighting gave everyone a sense of deja vu and a serious hankering for...
 
alantig said:
...the traditional post-fire fart lighting gave everyone a sense of deja vu and a serious hankering for...
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...a Mudslide Blizzard from Dairy Queen and Desitin ointment for the 2nd degree butt burns. They weren't sure if they wanted to eat the Blizzard or sit on it, considering the rectal flame throwers had inadvertently...
 
Boogie said:
...a Mudslide Blizzard from Dairy Queen and Desitin ointment for the 2nd degree butt burns. They weren't sure if they wanted to eat the Blizzard or sit on it, considering the rectal flame throwers had inadvertently...
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ignited a nearby fireworks stand. The explosion set off a chain reaction that spread all the way to...
 
Pee-Wee's playhouse. Or was it the adult theater? Anyway, it didn't please the local authorities who...
 
AP515 said:
Pee-Wee's playhouse. Or was it the adult theater? Anyway, it didn't please the local authorities who...
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were struggling to contain the massive blaze due to all of the wadded up Kleenex that was fueling the fire. They considered calling in a Hamat team to....
 
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