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after the nuclear explosion the only power source was that basket of C cell batteries. They became currency and a pair would buy you...
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a Star Trek series on DVD, but for that there was no parallel, so...
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Dr Who suggested they visit Blondie who...
...made them a Dagwood sandwich. It was so tall that they...
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got their HOA called on them for erecting an unsafe structure that could topple and kill...
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the neighbour's cat. That would ruin the dinner plans which were centered around...
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escamol and haggis, so the guests were praying that the kitty might ....
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Zombie Three, DFZ
Provide a more domestic alternative. Meanwhile, across the river...
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the drums were pulsating in a trance inducing sonic assault. It made everyone want to drop their...
...toasters in the baths they were taking. Fortunately the cacophonous congos abated and the only sounds were...
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the sweet sound of the sirens on the island in the middle of the...
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Hotel pool. Announcing happy hour at the Tiki bar and a half price special on....
...dignity and self respect, which is running thin after the goat legging incident where...
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I skinned a goat to make leggings. I thought it was a good idea at the time until I realized the only thing more uncomfortable than wearing leggings made of goat skin is...
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being marooned on some island with a guy named Friday who ....
...doesn't even know the other names for the days of the week, yet constantly proclaims, "Thank God it's me!"
Tiresome, really. Everything changed on the island, though, when up floated a ...
Camel on an inner tube repeating the phrase "Guess what day it is...". "Cmon..what day is it?..."
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and because the camel wasn't sure whether it could swim or not it panicked when the inner tube lost air and
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basically was humped. He thrashed insanely in the water until he realized he could stand up, and then...
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Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved
Kathy Lee Gifford waded out to him with a bottle of wine for..
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