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  1. veinbuster

    veinbuster In the cards

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    after the nuclear explosion the only power source was that basket of C cell batteries. They became currency and a pair would buy you...
     
  2. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    a Star Trek series on DVD, but for that there was no parallel, so...
     
  3. veinbuster

    veinbuster In the cards

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    Dr Who suggested they visit Blondie who...
     
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    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...made them a Dagwood sandwich. It was so tall that they...
     
  5. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    got their HOA called on them for erecting an unsafe structure that could topple and kill...
     
  6. veinbuster

    veinbuster In the cards

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    the neighbour's cat. That would ruin the dinner plans which were centered around...
     
  7. Tucson Thump

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    escamol and haggis, so the guests were praying that the kitty might ....
     
  8. veinbuster

    veinbuster In the cards

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    Provide a more domestic alternative. Meanwhile, across the river...
     
  9. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    the drums were pulsating in a trance inducing sonic assault. It made everyone want to drop their...
     
  10. rugerpc

    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...toasters in the baths they were taking. Fortunately the cacophonous congos abated and the only sounds were...
     
  11. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    the sweet sound of the sirens on the island in the middle of the...
     
  12. goat-n-gitter

    goat-n-gitter Dismembered

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    Hotel pool. Announcing happy hour at the Tiki bar and a half price special on....
     
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    ...dignity and self respect, which is running thin after the goat legging incident where...
     
  14. sergiodeblanc

    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    I skinned a goat to make leggings. I thought it was a good idea at the time until I realized the only thing more uncomfortable than wearing leggings made of goat skin is...
     
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    being marooned on some island with a guy named Friday who ....
     
  16. rugerpc

    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...doesn't even know the other names for the days of the week, yet constantly proclaims, "Thank God it's me!"

    Tiresome, really. Everything changed on the island, though, when up floated a ...
     
  17. AP515

    AP515 Mostly Normal

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    Camel on an inner tube repeating the phrase "Guess what day it is...". "Cmon..what day is it?..."
     
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    and because the camel wasn't sure whether it could swim or not it panicked when the inner tube lost air and
     
  19. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    basically was humped. He thrashed insanely in the water until he realized he could stand up, and then...
     
  20. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Kathy Lee Gifford waded out to him with a bottle of wine for..
     

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