1000 posts about nothing

[Tucson Thump]

and very rare Teletubby tooth that had been dipped in ..

 

[sergiodeblanc]

and very rare Teletubby tooth that had been dipped in ..

unicorn blood. Which everybody knows is...

 

[dmatthews]

unicorn blood. Which everybody knows is...

fantastic on pancakes, along with a hearty helping of...

 

[bodia]

fantastic on pancakes, along with a hearty helping of...

Jar Jar Binks ear wax. It is especially tasty if you...

 

[veinbuster]

Jar Jar Binks ear wax. It is especially tasty if you...

are a Wookie with taste buds that make everything taste like...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

are a Wookie with taste buds that make everything taste like...

Is that a squirrel? Hey, how'd we get back to squirrels again? Next thing you know we'll be talking about...

 

[bodia]

Is that a squirrel? Hey, how'd we get back to squirrels again? Next thing you know we'll be talking about...

batteries. Specifically, C size, which happen to be the most common size for use in...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

batteries. Specifically, C size, which happen to be the most common size for use in...

flashlights. Have we come full circle or will we...

 

[veinbuster]

batteries. Specifically, C size, which happen to be the most common size for use in...

robot squirrels. Which is strange because squirrels are barely big enough for two C cells. It does however, give them enough power to...

 

[veinbuster]

flashlights. Have we come full circle or will we...

Open our minds to the alternative of...

robot squirrels. Which is strange because squirrels are barely big enough for two C cells. It does however, give them enough power to...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Open our minds to the alternative of...

burning garbage instead of fossil fuel. For which I have a particularly nice...

 

[veinbuster]

burning garbage instead of fossil fuel. For which I have a particularly nice...

pile of old guitars that should generate enough energy to charge a basket full of C cells, which would be enough to...

 

[dmatthews]

pile of old guitars that should generate enough energy to charge a basket full of C cells, which would be enough to...

send you to jail for heresy, whilst you waste away humming...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

send you to jail for heresy, whilst you waste away humming...

dudes. I hear that's what you do in jail. That and...

 

[Tucson Thump]

Wait ... am I in some type of singularity here at the event horizon? One moment I'm in a lockup thinking about C-cells and squirrels and then next moment ...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

Wait ... am I in some type of singularity here at the event horizon? One moment I'm in a lockup thinking about C-cells and squirrels and then next moment ...

There's a nuclear explosion! Nothing moves a story line quite like a nuclear explosion, well that and...

 

[veinbuster]

There's a nuclear explosion! Nothing moves a story line quite like a nuclear explosion, well that and...

a demonstration of Lola's special gifts. Once you've seen her...

 

[bodia]

a demonstration of Lola's special gifts. Once you've seen her...

potatoes you will never think the same way about starchy....

 

[rugerpc]

potatoes you will never think the same way about starchy....

...bodice wear. The potatoes are really nice, but the eyes...

 

[Tucson Thump]

when the Irish are smiling, well, that brings to mind