1000 posts about nothing

[rugerpc]

it became difficult to throw the book at him. Instead both parties were told to relax a bit so they agreed to throw a party at...

...the attorney bar. They enjoyed themed drinks ranging from misdemeanor martinis to felony frappes. All was fine until the ran out of...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

...the attorney bar. They enjoyed themed drinks ranging from misdemeanor martinis to felony frappes. All was fine until the ran out of...

drink coasters. The bar shut down for two weeks because of an outbreak of water rings on the wood and...

 

[Tucson Thump]

no reflections in the mirror behind the bar due to .....

 

[alantig]

no reflections in the mirror behind the bar due to .....

...someone loading several hundred dollars into the jukebox and loading up nothing but Vampire Weekend songs because...

 

[goat-n-gitter]

...someone loading several hundred dollars into the jukebox and loading up nothing but Vampire Weekend songs because...

Ghouls just wanna have fun. Which, coincidentally was the lead off joke at the....

 

[Tucson Thump]

27th Annual "Your World Ends Tomorrow" Convention, emceed by co-hosts ...

 

[dmatthews]

27th Annual "Your World Ends Tomorrow" Convention, emceed by co-hosts ...

Rob Zombie and new rapper Ghostickit. The audience really got a kick out of...

 

[alantig]

Rob Zombie and new rapper Ghostickit. The audience really got a kick out of...

...Zombie's taunting rap of "They call him Ghostickit 'cause he likes to faux lick it", but eventually...

 

[veinbuster]

...Zombie's taunting rap of "They call him Ghostickit 'cause he likes to faux lick it", but eventually...

Buffy showed up, having seen an invitation floating in the sewer she...

 

[Tucson Thump]

Buffy showed up, having seen an invitation floating in the sewer she...

shared with Jody and Mr. French, who was now often fried on .....

 

[bodia]

shared with Jody and Mr. French, who was now often fried on .....

board his ship the Rocinante, wheeling through the galaxies, headed for the heart of....

 

[rugerpc]

shared with Jody and Mr. French, who was now often fried on .....

...shrooms. He marketed a special mix of mushrooms called Sebastian Cabot Deathcaps. His biggest customer was McKinsey Phillips who...

 

[rugerpc]

poop

 

[Tucson Thump]

...shrooms. He marketed a special mix of mushrooms called Sebastian Cabot Deathcaps. His biggest customer was McKinsey Phillips who...

had become a graffiti artist and was seeking inspiration from ...

 

[Tucson Thump]

had become a graffiti artist and was seeking inspiration from ...

the trip "aboard his ship the Rocinante, wheeling through the galaxies, headed for the heart of...."

(sorry, Bodia, your reply hadn't shown on my screen so I'm tying your post back in)

 

[bodia]

the trip "aboard his ship the Rocinante, wheeling through the galaxies, headed for the heart of...."

(sorry, Bodia, your reply hadn't shown on my screen so I'm tying your post back in)

no worries....timing is a b!tch

 

[bodia]

had become a graffiti artist and was seeking inspiration from ...

Her actual dad, Schneider. It was a little known fact that he and John Phillips shared.....

 

[veinbuster]

the trip "aboard his ship the Rocinante, wheeling through the galaxies, headed for the heart of...."

(sorry, Bodia, your reply hadn't shown on my screen so I'm tying your post back in)

no worries....timing is a b!tch

and caused them to bounce off the second galaxy to the left and go back in time to...

 

[rugerpc]

Her actual dad, Schneider. It was a little known fact that he and John Phillips shared.....

...the island of Boingo Boingo.

and caused them to bounce off the second galaxy to the left and go back in time to...

...the island of Boingo Boingo. But you knew that already. What came as a surprise was...

 

[sergiodeblanc]

...the island of Boingo Boingo. But you knew that already. What came as a surprise was...

that Oingo Boingo were there! They too had somehow traveled back in time with the use of a magical...