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  1. rugerpc

    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...the attorney bar. They enjoyed themed drinks ranging from misdemeanor martinis to felony frappes. All was fine until the ran out of...
     
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    sergiodeblanc The pullout king.

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    drink coasters. The bar shut down for two weeks because of an outbreak of water rings on the wood and...
     
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    no reflections in the mirror behind the bar due to .....
     
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    alantig Sassyless pants

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    ...someone loading several hundred dollars into the jukebox and loading up nothing but Vampire Weekend songs because...
     
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    goat-n-gitter Dismembered

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    Ghouls just wanna have fun. Which, coincidentally was the lead off joke at the....
     
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    27th Annual "Your World Ends Tomorrow" Convention, emceed by co-hosts ...
     
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    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    Rob Zombie and new rapper Ghostickit. The audience really got a kick out of...
     
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    alantig Sassyless pants

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    ...Zombie's taunting rap of "They call him Ghostickit 'cause he likes to faux lick it", but eventually...
     
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    veinbuster Coming of age

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    Buffy showed up, having seen an invitation floating in the sewer she...
     
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    shared with Jody and Mr. French, who was now often fried on .....
     
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    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    board his ship the Rocinante, wheeling through the galaxies, headed for the heart of....
     
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    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...shrooms. He marketed a special mix of mushrooms called Sebastian Cabot Deathcaps. His biggest customer was McKinsey Phillips who...
     
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    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    poop
     
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    had become a graffiti artist and was seeking inspiration from ...
     
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    the trip "aboard his ship the Rocinante, wheeling through the galaxies, headed for the heart of...."

    (sorry, Bodia, your reply hadn't shown on my screen so I'm tying your post back in)
     
  16. bodia

    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    no worries....timing is a b!tch
     
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    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    Her actual dad, Schneider. It was a little known fact that he and John Phillips shared.....
     
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    veinbuster Coming of age

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    and caused them to bounce off the second galaxy to the left and go back in time to...
     
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    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...the island of Boingo Boingo.

    ...the island of Boingo Boingo. But you knew that already. What came as a surprise was...
     
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    sergiodeblanc The pullout king.

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    that Oingo Boingo were there! They too had somehow traveled back in time with the use of a magical...
     
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