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  1. dmatthews

    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    Lando on his planeto so that everyone could appreciate all of the...
     
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    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...carbonite. Freezing temperatures, however, caused...
     
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    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    me to fall into a coma where I saw...
     
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    AP515 Mostly Normal

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    Jesus ... wearing flip flops...and a
     
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    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    turban, which upset the group of men with confederate flags on the back of their...
     
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    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    jet packs. Which is hilarious when you consider red-necks are....
     
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    rugerpc A♥ hoards guitars ♥A
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    ...quite entertaining to watch. The big event usually happens after one declares, "Hold my beer" or "Watch this." Get ready for...
     
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    veinbuster In the cards

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    a cannonball into the whiskey barrel from 100'. Lola shamed Bubba into trying it blindfolded.
     
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    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    but he bounced off of an unsuspecting Billy Ray and ricocheted into...
     
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    Droop-A-Long who went bing-bing-bing while he was standing there waiting for his boss, Ricochet Rabbit, who wasn't there because it was hunting season for ...
     
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    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    carrot shaped C cell Energizers. Only finding donut shaped Duracells he...
     
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    alantig Santana-free since '63!

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    ...soon found himself in the emergency room trying to explain that it was an accident that the batteries were stuck on...
     
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    his buttocks like a nasty case of chicken pox. Was it his laundry detergent, or could it possibly be ....
     
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    veinbuster In the cards

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    the Man From Glad, who felt the need to crash the party in order to...
     
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    Boogie SuperD

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    ...fry up a loaf of bread, making a Wessonality codpiece for...
     
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    sergiodeblanc Rah rah ah ah ah!

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    an underage Barry Williams, for who he not only stole his virginity but also his...
     
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    dmatthews Dave's not here...

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    sense of humour. This was no laughing matter of course and soon led to...
     
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    bodia Authorities said.....best leave it.....unsolved

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    the unearthing of an ancient Tiki. Unfortunately, there was a curse attached to the idol and...
     
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    goat-n-gitter Dismembered

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    A minor auto accident and frivolous lawsuit ensued. Fortunately, by dropping a book in court....
     
  20. veinbuster

    veinbuster In the cards

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    it became difficult to throw the book at him. Instead both parties were told to relax a bit so they agreed to throw a party at...
     
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